Exhuming the Giant. |
Americans have always
loved and fallen for hoaxes. Take the
inventions of Parson Weems in his
alleged biography of George Washington that gave us the cherry tree story, tossing the dollar across the Potomac, and the vision at
Valley Forge—all entirely fictitious but amazingly still taught in American
elementary schools. There were literary hoaxes as crude as Davey Crocket’s boasting or as bold as Edgar Allan Poe’s Balloon Hoax about a supposed
air crossing of the Atlantic in
1844. There were hoaxes for profit involving phony Spanish Land Grants and salted gold mines; strategic hoaxes
like George Patton’s phantom army
decoy in England before D-Day; accidental hoaxes like Orson Well’s War of the Worlds broadcast; tabloid hoaxes like the alien
autopsy film and others too numerous to mention; and political hoaxes like Sarah
Palin—oops just informed that last one was not a hoax. Hard to believe.
Many
early hoaxes involved showman P.T.
Barnum, who makes an appearance in a supporting
role in our tale today about the most famous of all American hoaxes—the Cardiff Giant.
On
October 16, 1869 workers hired to dig a well behind the barn of William C. “Stub” Newell in Cardiff, New York hit what they first thought was an enormous buried bolder.
After clearing away more dirt, one of the men, either Gideon Emmons or Henry
Nichols exclaimed, “"I declare, some old Indian has been buried here!”
It
was no Indian. It was something else
more strange and wonderful. Newell
rushed to the scene and in short order had a hoist erected over the excavation
and hauled out the figure of a stone
man 10 foot 4.5 inches long. He even
made sure that there was a photographer present
to record the moment and the crowd of curious local on-lookers. Newell quickly proclaimed the discover was a petrified man, erected a tent over it and began charging the
curious the very tidy sum of 25 cents to get a gander at it. Crowds were so big that in two days he upped
the ante to 50 cents, but the crowds kept coming from far and wide in response to
spectacular nationwide newspaper
coverage.
Not
everyone was amused or taken in. Almost
immediately scientists pooh-poohed the idea.
Geologists noted that there was
no good reason to dig a well where the giant had been found. Yale paleontologist Othniel C. Marsh
proclaimed it “a most decided humbug.”
If any had been able to obtain a sample of the stone they could have completely
debunked the claims. But the press and
the public ignored the naysayers. Members
of the Evangelical clergy were
particularly voracious in defense of the Giant’s authenticity because they
found it proof of passage in Genesis 6:4
that “The Nephilim [giants]were
on the earth in those days, and also afterward, when the sons of God came in to
the daughters of men, and they bore children to them. Those were the mighty men
who were of old, men of renown.”
Those
preachers were just the ones that wealthy New York tobacconist and atheist freethinker
George Hull wanted to make fools out
of when he concocted his amazing, elaborate, and expensive plot. Inspired by a hoax story that had appeared in
the newspaper Alta California about a miner
who had had drunk a liquid that he found within a geode and became petrified, Hull commissioned stone cutter in Fort Dodge, Iowa to hew out a large
block of gypsum, a soft sulfate
stone. He told the men that it was
destined for a monument to Abraham
Lincoln and had it shipped by rail to an address in Chicago.
There
he hired a German monument carver named
Edward Burghardt, paid him
handsomely, and swore him to secrecy. Hulls instructions were detailed—the figure
of a man had to be nude and
apparently laying on his back, one arm behind him the other on his
stomach. His face should be rugged but
recognizable.
To
age the carving various acids and
other chemicals were applied to the surface, the supposed petrified flesh was
beaten with a board through which steel knitting needles had been hammered to
create a pore-like surface. Soil was
rubbed onto the carving.
Crated
it was shipped to by rail to Cardiff and transported the final distance by wagon to the farm of Hull’s cousin Newell
in November of 1868. There they buried it
in a pit behind the barn, covering the ground so that over the coming year vegetation
would cover the disturbed earth. Then 11
months later Newell hired the unsuspecting well diggers. It is a wonder that experienced diggers did
not notice that they were working in the loose soil and gravel used to refill
the hole. Or if they did notice, they
were paid well to keep their traps shut about it.
To
this point Hull had spent over $2,600 of his own money—about $45,000 in today’s dollars and two years of preparation
on his hoax.
Even
with Newell as a partner, however, Hull made huge profits on his hoax. In addition to his take from the local
exhibition, which was considerable, Hull sold his interest in the statue for
$23,000, equivalent to $429,000 now.
Newell made out almost as well.
David Hannum bought the Giant and sued Barnum |
The
new owners, a syndicate of five men headed by David Hannum transported the Giant to Syracuse, New York for
exhibition. In the more convenient location
the Giant drew even bigger crowds—and fatter profits.
That
drew the attention of Barnum, who knew something about exhibiting frauds—and there
was no doubt that Barnum understood that the Giants was a phony. He offered the Hannum group $50,000, but was turned down cold. Completely undiscouraged, Barnum arrange for
a wax cast to be secretly made of
the Giant from which a plaster of Paris copy
was molded. Within weeks he had his
Giant on display in New York City claiming that his was the original and the
one in Syracuse a fraudulent copy. It
was a bold lie, but Barnum was confident that he could get away with it. For good reason.
The
press, naturally, ate up the controversy that Barnum had stirred up. One reporter sought out Hannum for a
comment. The Upstate promoter seemed to shrug the challenge off commenting, “There’s
a sucker born every minute.” Somehow
this quote entered into American folklore
falsely attributed to Barnum.
But
Hannum unwisely did not let sleeping dogs lie even though both showmen
continued to rake in gate receipts. He
sued Barnum for claiming he was exhibiting a fake and sought an injunction to make him stop. The judge,
who may have been among those who had read the scientific debunkers, declined to issue an injunction
unless Hannum could “get his giant to swear on his own genuineness.”
Throwing
good money after bad, Hannum pressed the case.
While it was still pending on December 10, Hull somewhat gleefully confessed
to the press, satisfying his urge to catch the preachers with their metaphorical pants down. Naturally this did not enhance Hannum’s
prospects in court. February 2, 1870
both Giants were declared fakes in court and a judge ruled that Barnum could
not be sued for “calling a fake a fake.”
Interestingly,
the well-publicized court case did not entirely damage the appeal of either of
the Giants. It turned out the public was
almost as eager to pay to see what all of the fuss was about—and probably to be
able to boast they were never fooled at al—as they were when they thought they
we were seeing a genuine marvel.
Only
time and diminishing novelty eroded the exhibits popularity. Barnum got millage out of touring his Giant
with the side show attractions of
his famous circus. Hannum and his successors would trot out
the original for various exhibitions, most famously at the Pan American Exposition in San
Francisco in 1901. But compared to new
and more dazzling attractions at the fair, the Giant was not a success.
The Giant as displayed at the Farmer's Museum in Cooperstown. The banner was a reporduction of the one used by Hannum in Syracuse in 1869. |
Amazingly
both Giants remain on display today. An
Iowa publisher bought the original
later to use in his basement rumpus room
as a coffee table and conversation piece. In 1947 he sold it
to the Farmers’ Museum in Cooperstown, New York, where it is still on display to those who have time left
over from the visit a visit to the Baseball
Hall of Fame.
Perhaps
fittingly Barnum’s plaster copy resides in Marvin’s
Marvelous Mechanical Museum, a coin-operated game arcade and museum of
oddities in Farmington Hills, Michigan.
So,
suckers, you can pays your money and takes your choice!
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