Showing posts with label Mormon Crickets. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mormon Crickets. Show all posts

Sunday, August 27, 2023

The Convention of Crickets—Murfin Verse Redux

The delegates caucus.

Note—This first appeared during the 2020 Republican Convention.  The crickets are singing again.

This verse erupted after stepping out my back door at 1:30 am on a close, muggy night.  I tried my best to keep from being over-exposed to the Trumpista hate fest, but it kept creeping in on newscasts and social media.  No wonder I was restless.  Surrealism anyone?

"Mistah Chairman, I Rise to a point of order!"
 

The Convention of Crickets

August 26, 2020

 

The Convention of Crickets

nominates the Night.

The Fireflies and Cicadas

            concur.

The Night accepts

            and blankets all

            whether they like it

            —or not.

Jiminy advises prevaricators

            to let their consciences

            be their guide.

Harry from Times Square

            endorses families of choice.

The Mormon delegates

            plot catastrophe

            and revenge.

Buddy’s backup band

            chirps the exit music..

Session adjourns at Dawn.

 

—Patrick Murfin

 

Saturday, August 27, 2022

Revisiting The Convention of Crickets—Murfin Verse

The delegate caucus.

Two years ago, the Republican National Convention which renominated the former orange Resident of the United States was in full ugly swing.

This verse erupted after stepping out my back door at 1:30 am.  Unlike the pleasantly cool night this year in McHenry County it was close and muggy.  I was trying my best to keep from being over-exposed to the Trumpista hate fest, but it kept creeping in on newscasts and social media.  No wonder I was restless.  Surrealism anyone?

"Mistah Chairman, I Rise to a point of order!"

The Convention of Crickets

August 26, 2020

 

The Convention of Crickets

nominates the Night.

The Fireflies and Cicadas

            concur.

The Night accepts

            and blankets all

            whether they like it

            —or not.

Jiminy advises prevaricators

            to let their consciences

            be their guide.

Harry from Times Square

            endorses families of choice.

The Mormon delegates

            plot catastrophe

            and revenge.

Buddy’s backup band

            chirps the exit music..

Session adjourns at Dawn.

 

—Patrick Murfin


                    Harry the Cricket entertained friends in the Families of Choice Caucus.

Sunday, July 20, 2014

The Year of the Locust—1875

Canadian photo circa 1875


On July 20, 1875, the second year of a prolonged drought, farmers in eastern Colorado looked up to see an odd, shimmering cloud boiling towards them.  It was the head of a swarm of Rocky Mountain Locust that would eventually grow to be 1,800 miles long and 110 miles wide and stretch from southern Canada to north Texas covering an area larger than California.  The swarm contained an estimated 3.5 trillion insects and may have been the largest concentration of individuals of any species in world history. 
The locusts, a species of grasshopper, should not be confused with the Mormon Crickets that had devastated Utah decades earlier. 
The locusts were insatiable and stripped fields in minutes.  They ate anything—leaves and bark off of trees, fence posts, tool handles, laundry left hanging.  They even devoured the harnesses off of mules in the field.  There were reports of men having the clothing eaten off of their backs.  In some places the locusts were up to a foot deep on the ground. 
Laura Ingles Wilder in her book On the Banks of Plum Creek described the swarm descending on the family’s Minnesota farm:
The cloud was hailing grasshoppers. The cloud was grasshoppers. Their bodies hid the sun and made darkness. . . . The rasping whirring of their wings filled the whole air and they hit the ground and the house with the noise of a hailstorm. . . . Laura had to step on grasshoppers and they smashed squirming and slimy under her feet.
Except along a few river valleys, wide-spread farming was relatively new to the high plateau Great Plains.  Only 15 years earlier at the end of the Civil War it was marked as the Great American Desert on most maps and was the home of vast buffalo herds and the Native American tribes that hunted them.  But the coming of railroads, intense hunting of the buffalo herds, and the Homestead Act had rapidly opened the area to pioneer dry land farming. 
The locusts had traditionally had a roughly seven year cycle between major swarms and the swarms grew in size when conditions were dry and the soil dusty. Conditions were perfect in 1875 and the new crops provided new food sources.  Smaller, localized swarms broke out the next two years.  
 
Contemporary Ma[ shows the broad range of the Locust Swarm.


Then the drought broke and the area entered an extended period—virtually up to the Dust Bowl era—of unusually wet conditions.  Year to year farmers waited with dread for the expected reoccurrence of the swarms.  But they never came.  Instead the once ubiquitous creatures evidently became extinct.  The two last living specimens ever collected were found in southern Canada in 1902. 
Extensive tests of DNA in grasshopper specimens collected over the region have never turned up a match and scientists have discounted a theory that more common grasshoppers could somehow mutate into swarming locusts.  As it is, localized grasshopper infestations do millions of dollars in crop damage in dry years, but nothing on the scale of the locusts. 
The exact cause of the sudden disappearance may never be known.  A few entomologists suggest some kind of mite or other parasite.  Most, however, believe that the very success of the final main swarm and the persistence of farming may have doomed the species. 
The insects typically deposited their eggs in the sandy soil of river valleys.  The huge numbers in this swarm deposited equally huge numbers of eggs.  But the river valleys—and their critical access to vital water—were most attractive to settlers who noted the presence of millions of white “grubs” when plowing the ground in subsequent years.  The farms that were the victims of the swarm thus disrupted the natural breeding cycle and the species could not adapt. 
The 1875 swarm may also have been nearly fatal to the dwindling herds of already over-hunted buffalo.  The insects ate the prairie grass as well as crops.  By 1880 they were nearly gone and the tribes that depended on them in a virtual state of starvation, hastening their agreement to be confined to reservations and go on government beef rations.  
The disappearance of the locust threat, on the other hand, plus the years of unusually high rain fall, led to an explosion of dry land farming and population on the Great Plains.  After the collapse of the Dust Bowl, remaining farmers turned to irrigation drawing on the vast Colorado Aquifer.  But that source has been dangerously drained and scholars believe wide-spread farming in much of the region will become unsustainable.  Some have even suggested abandoning agriculture in the area entirely and allowing the land to go back to its original prairie.  Nature seeking a balance.