Paul Krassner was unrepentant and defiant to the end of his long life.
The icons and influencers of my youth are
dropping like flies. Paul Krassner died on Sunday July 21,
2019 in Desert Hot Springs, California after a long period of declining
health. He was 87 years old. Always an iconoclast and avowed humanist
he would have laughed at suggestions in some Facebook posts I saw soon after that he had gone to a better place or would somehow be reunited with former pals and co-conspirators. Dead is dead period he would have
insisted—kick the useless corpse
aside and move on. But he might
have had an eye-rolling chuckle at the hippiesque announcement that “Paul Krasner has left the planet.”
Most
mainstream press obituaries led with
Krassner’s association with the Yippies. Association, hell—he invented the Yippie!—he
always insisted on the exclamation mark—Youth International Party, named it, and inspired its in-your-face defiance of a corrupt and rotting culture.
Paul Krassner, right, with Jerry Rubin and Abbie Hoffman.
Yippie
was born at New Year’s
Eve pot party at the New York
apartment of Abbie and Anita Hoffman with Jerry Rubin and Nancy
Kurshan also in attendance. Krasner recalled…
We needed a name
to signify the radicalization of hippies, and I came up with Yippie as a label
for a phenomenon that already existed, an organic coalition of psychedelic
hippies and political activists. In the process of cross-fertilization at
antiwar demonstrations, we had come to share awareness that there was a linear
connection between putting kids in prison for smoking pot in this country and
burning them to death with napalm on the other side of the planet.
Rubin
with his experience as a California
activist student leader, and an organizer for the New Mobe at the March 1967 March
on the Pentagon, and Hoffman with his Groucho
Marx of the counterculture persona
may have become the public face of
the Yippies during the 1968 Chicago
Democratic Convention demonstrations and the subsequent Conspiracy 8/7 Trial, but Krassner invented
much of the symbolism of the
movement and backed it with a fierce, satiric intelligence. The decision to nominate a Wisconsin piglet—Pigasus—at the Yippie!
Festival of Life was just one of
Krassner’s inspirations along with the publicity campaign in the emerging underground press that lured many to their rendezvous with destiny.
Krassner
eschewed the limelight and avoided
arrest in Chicago and indictment
for the conspiracy that he would have merrily admitted to being a part of. But Rubin died as pin-stripe suit wearing Yuppie businessman and promoter of EST and other New Age hoo-ha and Hoffman emerged after years in hiding as
respectable Up State New York ecology activist. Krasner died unrepentant and unreformed—the
last Yippie!
Krassner’s
life was so much more than just Yippie!
His most lasting accomplishment was the extraordinary little magazine
that he edited and published between 1955 and 2001. The Realist was in his own words “Mad for
adults.” It was a daring mixture of savage satire and fearless reporting with a take-no-prisoners chip on
the shoulder.
Although
it never had a reported circulation much
above the low ten thousands, it is hard to underestimate the impact it
had on a generation of young folks
coming of age in a turbulent time.
Starting
in the spring on 1966 I started making semi-regular pilgrimages to Wells Street,
the throbbing heart of exotic and thrilling Old Town.
Still a high school student, I
made the long trek down to the City on the Skokie Swift and the L
trains on weekend evenings. I was a
prototypical Skokie Hippie—not a
term of admiration for the regular street
people. I may have been a bit odder
than some in my battered white Stetson,
Wellington boots, and sometimes a Hemingwayesque khaki safari jacket
and sporting a turtleneck dickie under
my shirt for that beatnik look. I had a blonde wisp of a moustache and downy cheeks and thick glasses with heavy frames. I smoked a corn cob pipe for studied nonchalance.
Wells
Street was thronged with artists, bohemians, real and would-be beatniks, run away kids and street hustlers, suburban
tourists, and conventioneers looking
for a little action. I wandered up and down the street,
soaking it all in stopping in Piper’s
Alley and the record stores, poster
shops, and the proto-type head
shops. I looked longingly at Second City, which I could not afford,
and saloons like the Earl of Old Town who would not yet
grant me admission.
Barbara's Bookstore on Wells Street in Chicago was a must visit haven for a weekend hippie.
No
trip, however, would be complete without a pilgrimage to Barbara’s Bookstore. There I would load up on paperback poetry by Alan Ginsburg and Lawrence Ferlinghetti, and the magazines you could not find
in the racks of a Skokie drugstore. Ramparts, the slick Evergreen
Review with its risqué fiction
still banned in Boston, and, of
course The Realist. I devoured them all on the long train
rides home and snuck them into the house under my jacket so my mother
would not see, found places to discretely stash them in my basement room.
The Realist was the most eye opening for a sorta liberal kid with Wyoming
dust still on his boots and literary admissions. It challenged my every naïve assumption and rubbed my nose in
the contradictions in the comfortable
society of which I was a part and with which I was evidently, an accomplice. And it did it with savage humor, keen intelligence, and extraordinary
writing by Krasner and a who’s
who of important scribes and critics. And yeah, it was tantalizing smutty and riddled with the kind of cartoons you didn’t see in the Sunday funnies. As intended it subverted me, corrupted my
mind and radicalized me. Thank you,
Paul Krassner!
Krassner
was born on April 9, 1932 in Brooklyn
to a middle class Jewish family with
cultural aspirations. He was a brilliant child and a violin prodigy and the youngest person
ever to play Carnegie Hall at age
six in 1939. Much to his parent’s
dismay, he did not pursue a concert
career but instead enrolled at Baruch
College, then a branch of the City
College of New York as journalism
major. He was also drawn
instinctively to comedy and began performing under the name Paul Maul. He met other rising comics including Lenny Bruce
who was transitioning from a burlesque
emcee to a night club stand-up.
Krassner's mentor and first employer Lyle Stuart publisher of The Independent.
But
he took his journalism seriously and began freelancing
with Lyle Stuart’s
monthly tabloid, The
Independent, a daring anti-censorship
rag that was “designed to publish those stories and articles that others
would not have dared publish because they might have offended subscribers or
advertisers.” Contributors included Upton
Sinclair, Norman Mailer, John Steinbeck and the ambitious young
Krassner. After graduation from college
Paul went to work there full time
and rose quickly to be managing editor. “I never had a normal job where I had to
be interviewed and wear a suit and tie,” he recalled.
Krassner’s
boss, Lyle Stuart was a man of many interests including gambling and book publishing. He also served as business manager for Educational
Comics a/k/a EC Comics and was a
close friend of publisher William
Gaines. EC comics was the focal
point of a national comic book scare
in the early ‘50’s charged with corrupting the nation’s youth with its graphic and gory horror, suspense, science fiction,
military fiction, and crime fiction books. Congressional investigations leading to
threats of censorship and eventually
the establishment of the Comics Code
Authority and its seal of approval without
which the books could not be distributed. Stuart, a man dedicated to fighting
censorship, was in the thick of the fight to keep EC comics in business. Ultimately the pressure was too great and
Gaines had to kill all of his comic book lines in 1954.
The cover of the first issue of Mad in the magazine format.
With
Stuart’s encouragement Gaines and his staff of talented writers and
illustrators turned to creating a new satirical book, Mad, which debuted in 1954.
Through the connection with Stuart, Krasner was soon freelancing
material in Mad and spent almost as
much time in that office as at The Independent. He worked closely with editor Harvey Kurtzman, and artists Wally Wood, Will Elder, and Jack Davis. In 1955 Mad changed from a comic book
format to a magazine to get out from
under the stifling Comics Code Authority.
Al Feldstein took over as
editor in 1956. Two years later Krassner
cranked out the first issue of his own new magazine The Realist at the Mad offices
and using the talents of many of the artists and contributors to that
magazine. Clearly The Realist was Mad’s stepchild.
It
was no small irony that Mad announced that it would cease publication a print edition just a week before Krassner died.
The Realist under Krassner’s brilliant
direction came into full flower in the 1960’s, the decade of seismic cultural change in America—a
rejection of the post-war Red Scare
and suffocating family and gender roles, the Civil Rights Movement, the Pill and subsequent sexual
revolution, Kennedy era idealism and the shock of political assassinations,
the Vietnam War and a rapidly
radicalizing peace movement, protest
music to psychedelic rock, a youth drug culture, student protest and the rise of women’s liberation and the ecology movement. The magazine was in the thick of it
all—reacting to it, actively promoting it, and satirizing it.
The cover of the first issue of The Realist.
Krasner
attracted an astonishing list of contributors including major literary figures, topical comics, cartoonists including the inventors of the underground commix, and radical activists. A woefully incomplete list includes: Lenny Bruce, Terry Southern, Ken Kesey, Richard Pryor,
Joseph Heller, Woody Allen, Jules Feiffer, Mort Sahl, Herb
Gardner, Norman Mailer, Vivian McPeak, Robert Anton Wilson,
Robert Crumb, Garry Trudeau, Harry Shearer,
Jean Shepherd, Jerry Rubin, Abbie Hoffman, Nicholas Kazan, Bruce Jay
Friedman, Wally Wood, Mort Gerberg,
Phil Ochs, Albert Ellis, Neil Postman,
Madalyn Murray O’Hair, and Edward Sorel.
Krassner
not only commented on his times, he adapted to them and adopted the most
radical of cultural shifts. He was born
and grew up in the secular, leftist, and intellectual community common to many second and third generation
New York Jews. He matured in the
iconoclastic Beat culture of the
‘50’s and slid more comfortably and seamlessly into the ‘60’s counterculture
than many of his age cohort. He
enthusiastically embraced the drug culture—he not only smoked pot with Hoffman and Rubin, but
traveled with and identified with Ken Kesey’s Merry Pranksters and later famously took an acid trip with Groucho Marx. He admired the New Left which was abandoning rigid
ideology and Stalinist
authoritarianism and conformity. He
reveled in sexual liberation but became a cheerleader
of sorts for Women’s Liberation.

Krassner's famous bumper sticker evoked two American bugaboos and
presented a contradiction that many could not deal with. Now it could
be un-ironically displayed on the pick-up truck of any Trumpista.
The Realist of the ‘60’s became notorious, which made
it so attractive to readers like me.
Among the most famous of its presentations was a red, white, and blue bumper sticker, decorated with stars,
which proclaimed “Fuck Communism”.
In advertising it, Krasner advised that if the cops pulled anyone over for displaying the most offensive word in American English, the
driver should tell the officer “Go back to Russia, you Commie lover.”
The infamous Disneyland Memorial Orgy by Wally Wood.
The
May 1967 issue featured the Disneyland
Memorial Orgy cartoon, illustrated by Wally Wood which was so successful
that Krasner printed it as a poster that was widely pirated. The elaborate
poster featured Snow White being harassed by five of the Seven Dwarfs, while the other two
engage in anal sex nearby, other characters performed sex acts and a flying Dumbo shat on a picture of Mickey Mouse
Krasner’s
most wildly successful satire was so graphic and convincing that Daniel Ellsberg of the Pentagon Papers fame, actually believed
it to be true. The Parts That Were Left Out of
the Kennedy Book purported to be expurgated sections of William Manchester’s
book on the Kennedy assassination,
The
Death of a President. The published book had
been censored on the demand of Jackie
Kennedy. In the story, Lyndon B. Johnson is on Air Force One fucked the bullet-hole wound in the throat of JFK’s corpse. In a 1995 interview for the magazine
Adbusters,
Krassner exclaimed:
People across the
country believed—if only for a moment—that an act of presidential necrophilia had taken place. It worked because… because
what I wrote was a metaphorical truth
about LBJ’s personality presented in
a literary context, and because the imagery
was so shocking, it broke through the notion that the war in Vietnam was being
conducted by sane men.
Paul Krassner reveling in the chaos of The Realist office.
As
the decade wore on and into the ’70 Krassner became more engrossed in conspiracy
theories in part because Krassner always suspected that there was more than met the eye in the violent and bazaar events of the era. He
was also influenced by the The Illuminatus! Trilogy by Bob Shea and The Realist contributor Robert Anton Wilson, wickedly paranoid and
funny fantasy novels.
The Realist
was the first magazine to carry Mae
Brussell’s work on conspiracies including the
Symbionese Liberation Army and kidnapping of Patty Hearst, the Watergate
scandal, the assassination of JFK
and others. By the late 70’s even many
of the magazine’s old fans felt that it had gone off the deep-end on some of it losing many long-time readers but gaining a cult following in the burgeoning world
of conspiracy theorists.
The Realist became progressively more obsessed with conspiracy theories.
The
loss of readership put the publication in dire
financial straits. Krassner cut
regular publication and issued new copies sporadically. Some conspiracy
theorists helped keep it afloat, John Lennon among them. His contribution check was accompanied by a
note that read, “If anything ever happens to me...it won't be an accident.”
Eventually
Krassner was forced to scale back the magazine to a smaller newsletter style format. He finally had to
discontinue it in 2001 unable to compete at all with the rise of internet satire.
Krassner’s
career went far beyond just The
Realist. He edited or authored
several books including The Realist, or How A Satirical Editor
Became A Yippie Conspirator In Ten Easy Years, Tales of Tongue Fu in 1981,
his autobiography Confessions
of a Raving, Unconfined Nut: Misadventures in Counter-Culture in 1994, and
a collection of essays Who’s to Say What’s Obscene? In
2009, and he edited three collections of drug
stories—Pot Stories for the Soul, Psychedelic Trips for the Mind, and Magic
Mushrooms and Other Highs.
Even
during the heyday of The Realist Krassner
continued to freelance—he had to, his magazine provided a skimpy and unreliable
income. He contributed to Playboy
which did not raise too many eyebrows since it published the work of so many
literary luminaries. But when he took on
a $1000 a month column in Cavalier
called The Naked Emperor he drew the wrath of some feminists.
Former Yippie ally and founder of the Women’s International Terrorist
Conspiracy from Hell (WITCH)
blistered him in her fiery manifesto decrying
sexism in the radical left, Goodby
to All That.
Goodbye to lovely
“pro-Women's Liberationist” Paul Krassner, with all his astonished anger that
women have lost their sense of humor “on this issue” and don’t laugh any more
at little funnies that degrade and hurt them: farewell to the memory of his
“Instant Pussy” aerosol-can poster, to his column for the woman-hating men’s
magazine Cavalier, to his dream of a Rape-In against legislators' wives, to his
Scapegoats and Realist Nuns and cute anecdotes about the little daughter he
sees as often as any properly divorced Scarsdale middle-aged father; goodbye
forever to the notion that a man is my brother who, like Paul, buys a prostitute
for the night as a birthday gift for a male friend, or who, like Paul, reels
off the names in alphabetical order of people in the women's movement he has
fucked, reels off names in the best locker-room tradition—as proof that he's no
sexist oppressor.
Krassner
also worked as an fm radio DJ in the
‘70’s under the name Rumpelforeskin
satirizing culture and politics while flaunting his atheism. For decades he
occasionally returned to doing standup—acid
pal Groucho Marks said in 1971, “I predict that in time Paul Krassner will wind
up as the only live Lenny Bruce.” He was
one of the comedians included in the film The Aristocrats, 2005 documentary
comedy film with comics telling versions of the same famous dirty joke.
Krassner doing a standup comedy routine.
In
1998 he was featured at the Rock &
Roll Hall of Fame with Wavy Gravy
of the Hog Farm at the exhibit
entitled I Want to Take You Higher: The Psychedelic Era 1965–1969.
Krassner
is the only person to have won awards from both Playboy for satire and
the Feminist Party Media Workshop for
journalism. He was the first living man to be inducted into the Counterculture Hall of Fame at the Cannabis Cup in Amsterdam and received an American
Civil Liberties Union Uppie (for Upton
Sinclair) Award for dedication
to freedom of expression.
In
2005 he received a Grammy nomination
for Best Album Notes for his essay
on the 6-CD package Lenny
Bruce: Let the Buyer Beware. Krassner
had been the editor of Bruce’s autobiography How to Talk Dirty and Influence
People and it was Bruce who first encouraged him to do standup at the Village Gate in New York.
A Oui magazine ad promoting a Krassner interview.
Krassner
continued to write as a columnist for The Nation, AVN Online, and High
Times Magazine and blogged at
The
Huffington Post and The Rag Blog. He also frequently lectured, sat for several broadcast
and print interviews, and was
featured in several documentaries about
the ‘60’s, Yippie!, the sexual revolution, and the drug culture.
In
his later years he welcomed visits from surviving old friends and regaled young visitors with his tales
and adventures before declining health restricted even that.