Dorothy Parker--a stylish young post-World War I writer in a pensive pose.
Dorothy
Parker is one of those writers now more famous
for who she was than what she wrote. She
will forever be etched in the public mind as the queen of the Algonquin Roundtable, that shifting
group of Manhattan wits and sophisticates
who daily gathered at an Algonquin Hotel
table to exchange barbs and bon mots. Through the Roaring Twenties and into the early years of the Depression the pithy sayings of these gin fueled repasts were breathlessly
repeated in gossip columns read as avidly in Peoria as on Park Avenue.
Despite her own very real accomplishments,
Parker recognized this and even reveled in it.
“Every day,” she said, “I get up, brush my teeth, and sharpen my
tongue.”
But Parker was a widely respected magazine
journalist, critic, and above all a poet.
Her volumes of humorous verse were beloved best sellers.
Parker was born on August 22, 1893
on the Jersey Shore where her middle
class Manhattan parents kept a summer cabin. Her birth name was Rothschild—her father was of German
Jewish descent (not related to the banking family) and her mother was of Scottish ancestry. Her mother, Eliza died while staying at the same cabin just before her 5th
birthday setting off a troubled and unhappy childhood.
Young Dot, as she was called,
hated her father’s new wife and referred to her contemptuously as the “the housekeeper.” She claimed her father physically abused
her. She was openly glad when her stepmother
died in 1903. Despite a Jewish
father and a Protestant birth
mother, she was sent to the Convent of
the Blessed Sacrament School probably in hopes that the stern nuns would reign
in her wild rebelliousness. It didn’t
work. She was expelled when she was 14
for calling the Immaculate Conception “spontaneous
combustion.”
After that she was shipped off for
an indifferent education at a New Jersey finishing school mostly to keep
her out of her father’s hair. She
graduated at age 18 in 1911. Two years
later her father died leaving most of his estate to a sister. Dorothy went to work playing piano at a dancing
school to earn a living. In her spare
time, she was writing verse.
She quickly established a career as
a writer after selling her first poem to Vanity Fair in 1914. Soon after she was hired as a staff writer at
a sister publication, Vogue then moved back to a similar
job at Vanity Fair two years later.
In 1917 she met and married stockbroker
Edwin Pond Parker II. They were soon separated by his
service in World War I. Not that she minded much. Ambivalent about her Jewish identity,
especially because she hated her father, she later joked that she got married
to acquire a WASP name. After Parker’s return from the war, the
marriage was stormy and eventually ended in divorce in 1926.
Parker’s career really took off when
she took over theater reviews at Vanity
Fair from the vacationing P.G.
Woodhouse. Her criticism was arch,
acerbic, witty, and penetrating. Readers
loved it. Skewered playwrights, producers,
directors, and actors felt differently.
Some Round Table members: Art Samuals, Charles
MacArthur, Groucho Marx, Dorothy Parker and Alexander Wollcott.
Parker and fellow staff members Robert Benchley and Robert E. Sherwood began to
take a daily largely liquid lunch at the Algonquin Hotel. They were soon joined by others and by 1919
folks were talking about the Roundtable.
Other early participants included Alexander
Wolcott, newspaperman/playwright Charles
MacArthur, Harpo Marx, sportswriter Haywood Broun and playwrights George F. Kaufmann and Marc Connolly. Franklin Pierce Adams not only began posting
quips from the table in his popular column The Conning Tower but
printed whole poems by Parker and other members helping to make their public
reputations.
Sometimes all the publicity the wits
received backfired. Theater producers
outraged over several quotes by Parker ridiculing their shows threatened to
remove advertising from her employer.
Vanity Fair fired her.
Benchley and Sherwood walked out in solidarity.
By then they were all hot commodities and could place poems, reviews and
stories in all of the top magazines.
In 1925 Harold Ross founded the New Yorker and brought Parker and
Benchley on board as part of his Editorial
Board. Parker really came into her
own. Her poems became a favorite feature
and she contributed sharp, well drawn short stories as well. Her caustic book reviews as the Constant Reader were very popular.
In 1926 her first volume of poems,
drawn from her contributions to the New
Yorker, other popular magazines
and the Conning Tower sold an amazing
47,000 copies and had generally glowing reviews. She followed with two more collections, Sunset Gun in 1928 and Death and Taxes in 1931.
Despite her success, which included collaborating
on plays with Kaufmann and Elmer Rice, Parker’s
personal life was a shambles. Not only
was she drinking heavily, but she was subject to bouts of black depression and suicidal
thoughts, which she sometimes hinted at in her poems. Her marriage was on the rocks and she was
engaged in a series of sad, sometimes disastrous love affairs. Affairs with MacArthur, who would go on to marry
actress Helen Hayes, Benchley, and
Wolcott resulted in pregnancies and abortions.
After the first she made the first of several suicide attempts.
Her love life and disappointments
became the fodder of her most famous short story, Big Blonde, published
in The
Bookman magazine. It won the
prestigious O. Henry Award for Best Short Story of 1929. She went on to publish several story
collections over the next decade.
Parker’s life changed dramatically
in 1927 as she became interested in the campaign to save anarchists Sacco and Vanzetti from execution on dubious murder/bank
robbery charges in Massachusetts. Previously largely apolitical, she
traveled to Boston to protest and
was arrested and fined $5 for picketing.
The experience set off a commitment to leftist causes, social justice,
and civil rights that only grew and lasted the rest of her life.
Caricaturist Al Hirschfeld's take on a later Round Table gathering.
By the early 1930’s the old gang at
the Algonquin and newer members like Tallulah
Bankhead and Edna Ferber were drifting
apart. The group dynamics of members
sleeping with each other or occasional other’s spouses must have
contributed. But so did the increasing
demands of successful careers and political tensions between the more
conservative members and the increasingly radicalized Parker.
One day in 1932 Ferber showed up for
lunch and found the regular table occupied by, “a party from Kansas.” It was all over.
At about that time Parker began a
relationship with a fellow New Yorker contributor
and sometimes actor Allan Campbell. Like her, he was of Jewish and Scottish
heritage. He was also ten years younger
and an active bi-sexual. The two were
married in 1934 in Taos,
New Mexico on the way to Hollywood and
the lure of lucrative new careers as screenwriters.

Parker
with her second husband Allan Campbell shortly after their 1934
marriage. Their relationship was fraught with ups and downs--he was
bi-sexual, both committed infidelity, both drank heavily and suffered
serious depression. Despite a divorce, war-time separation,
reconciliation, remarriage, and being victimized by the MaCarthy Era
Black list they remained connected personally and professionally.
They first caught on at Paramount.
He was put under a contract for $350 which included acting in bit
parts, and she got $1000 a week. They
soon, however, established themselves as a successful screen writing duo earning $2,000 to $5,000 a
week free lancing a quality studios like MGM
and Warner Bros. Most of the 15 films on which they collaborated
were competent, journeyman efforts. But
they earned an Academy Award nomination
for the classic A Star is Born in 1937 with Janet Gaynor and Fredrick
March. When Parker’s friend and
fellow left wing activist Lillian
Hellman was called away from The Little Foxes to work on another
project, they were called in to write additional dialogue for the Bette Davis.
The marriage broke up in divorce in
1938 but despite Parkers drinking and suicidal depressions, they continued to
work together until Campbell entered the service as a military intelligence
officer in World War II. As her contribution to the war effort, she
worked with Wolcott and Viking Press
on a compact edition of her best stories and poems for soldiers serving
overseas. After the War Viking released it for American readers as The
Compact Dorothy Parker. It has
never since gone out of print.
Viking Press's The Portable Dorothy Parker has never gone out of print.
After the war in 1947 Parker won
another Oscar nomination for her
contributions the Susan Hayward tearjerker
Smash-Up,
the Story of a Woman. The tale of a woman whose life was
disintegrating in alcoholism must have hit awfully close to the bone.
But Parker’s days in Hollywood were
numbered as the Red Scare infected the industry. For years she had been a leader of anti-Fascist
crusades and organizations. She had
even reported on the Spanish Civil War for
The
Masses and had helped re-locate defeated veterans of the war to
safety in Mexico. She was active on or chaired several committees—most
notably the Hollywood Anti-Nazi League which
grew to 4,000 members and was accused funneling large sums of money to the Communist Party.
Parker’s last Hollywood job was The
Fan, an adaptation of Oscar
Wilde’s Lady Windermere’s Fan for Otto Preminger in 1949.
After that she was hauled before a Congressional
Committee, pled the Fifth Amendment,
and blacklisted.
In the midst of all of that, Parker
re-married Campbell in 1950. They
separated, but did not divorce, in 1952 and Parker returned to New York to take up residency in the Volney
Hotel.
Advanced alcoholism prevented her from returning to regular magazine
work, although she submitted occasional reviews. Mostly she made a small living as celebrity
guest or panelist on such radio programs as Information Please and Author, Author. She wrote monologues for old friends Tallulah
Bankhead and Ilka Chase.
The ravages of alcoholism were evident in this mid-1960's portrait by Richard Avadon.
Despite her drinking, she remained
as active as possible politically. She
was especially moved by the Civil Rights
Movement as it unfolded on the streets of the South.
In 1960 she reconciled with Campbell
and moved back to Los Angeles where
the couple worked fitfully on un-realized projects. In 1962 Campbell committed suicide. In worse emotional shape than ever, Parker
returned to the lonely life of a Volney Hotel drunk.
When she died of a heart
attack on June 7, 1967 Parker left her estate, including valuable literary
properties, to Martin Luther King,
Jr. to support him in his
work. When he was killed days later the
estate ended up in the hands of the NAACP.
The commemorative marker over Parker's
ashes at NAACP headquarters in Baltimore. A fan has left flowers and
an airplane bottle of gin.
With no living relative or willing
friend to claim them Parker’s ashes stayed in a file cabinet in her lawyer’s
office for 17 years until the NAACP claimed them. They buried them under a marker on the
grounds of their Baltimore headquarters. The plaque reads:
Here lie the ashes of Dorothy Parker (1893–1967) humorist,
writer, critic. Defender of human and civil rights. For her epitaph she
suggested, “Excuse my dust”. This memorial garden is dedicated to her noble
spirit which celebrated the oneness of humankind and to the bonds of
everlasting friendship between black and Jewish people. Dedicated by the
National Association for the Advancement of Colored People. October 28, 1988.
Here is just a sample of Dorothy Parker’s poetry—snide,
sarcastic, and finally movingly personal.
A Pig’s Eye
View of Literature
The Lives
and Times of John Keats,
Percy Bysshe Shelley, and
George Gordon Noel, Lord Byron
Byron and Shelley and Keats
Were a trio of Lyrical treats.
The forehead of Shelley was cluttered with curls,
And Keats never was a descendant of earls,
And Byron walked out with a number of girls,
But it didn’t impair the poetical feats
Of Byron and Shelley,
Of Byron and Shelley,
Of Byron and Shelley and Keats.
–Dorothy Parker
Autobiography
Oh, both my
shoes are shiny new,
And pristine is my hat;
My dress is 1922....
My life is all like that.
–Dorothy Parker
Of a Woman
Dead, Young
If she had
been beautiful, even,
Or wiser than women about her,
Or had moved with a certain defiance;
If she had had sons at her sides,
And she with her hands on their shoulders,
Sons, to make troubled the Gods-
But where was there wonder in her?
What had she, better or eviler,
Whose days were a pattering of peas
From the pod to the bowl in her lap?
That the pine tree is blasted by lightning,
And the bowlder split raw from the mountain,
And the river dried short in its rushing-
That I can know, and be humble.
But that They who have trodden the stars
Should turn from Their echoing highway
To trample a daisy, unnoticed
In a meadow of small, open flowers-
Where is Their triumph in that?
Where is Their pride, and Their vengeance?
–Dorothy Parker