I never had a spring break like this. I also never looked very good in
swim trunks and I am sure I could never have gotten this far off the
ground.
Note—A version of this his appeared on the Blog seven years ago.
This
was truly the winter of our discontent
no matter the weather in these parts. The very eerie mildness of the winter in these
was offset by the pasting other parts of the country faced—torrential downpours, floods,
unseasonable tornado outbreaks, and
of course the blizzards we didn’t
get. And while weather is not climate all
were reminded that our species if not our globe might be on an irreversible
death spiral and we just got a government
dedicated to making it worse for the immediate profit of a few.
And that is just one item on
a laundry list of depredations by the freebooters and felons of the Cheeto in
Charge’s racist kleptocracy. Thus
the long season of despair and rage.
Now
on the Ides of March the Vernal Equinox will arrive come hell or high water in just
five days.
Spring
will come and I am smacked with first rate spring
fever. Public schools will begin spring
break in another week or so and the college
campuses will witness their annual stampedes
to sunny skies, sandy beaches, tropical seas, and Bacchanalian excess.
But I am ready for a spring break
now.
It’s
been years since I had an honest-to-god
spring break. Not that I ever went
anywhere exotic with palm trees, sand, girls in
bikinis, and beer by the semi tanker. When I was a kid at home, the family never went anywhere. Spring break just meant sleeping till noon and reading a stack of
interesting books I checked out
of the library.
My friend Paul and I were not as prepared for a slushy spring snow at
Mississippi Palisades State Park as these two intrepid snowshoers.
On
my only spring break when I was at Shimer
College, my pal Paul Jordon and
I decided to go camping at Mississippi Palisades State Park in Savanah, just 10 miles down the road from Mt. Carroll. The plan was to throw on back packs and hike
there from school. Paul had a nice light
Euro-style tear-drop pack on a comfortable frame—the kind American kids took on tramps across Europe on less than five Dollars a day. I had my Dad’s World
War II knap sack stuffed with his mummy
bag, a couple of flannel shirts,
a spare set of jeans, socks and four or five paperback books. I wore Dad’s old Army web belt with a GI
canteen and mess kit attached. Paul carried a little two-man pup tent. He had real hiking boots, an old Army
Jacket, and a knit cap. I wore a totally
unsuitable pair of Dingo boots,
an old wool car coat, and my battered
white Open Road Stetson.
Despite
our best intentions, less than a
mile down the road from Shimer, a car
pulled over and offered us a ride to the park. We
took it. We were let off along Rt. 84 at the entrance to the Park and made the long curving hike up the road to the top of the bluffs. It was a raw March day, and the Park was virtually deserted. Any early fishermen were far below
on the river. We staked
out a campsite and put up the little
tent. Then we looked at each other, wondering what to do next.
As I
recall we had some trouble getting a fire started from the
mostly wet, dead underbrush we gleaned from the woods. I tried to heat some canned beans in the cup of the canteen. Paul had some pemmican. Then we came to the
realization that we had no beer and that it was a long trek back
down the road and to the highway and then another piece to a store.
It was discouraging. We did have a little hash, however.
The
next thing we noticed was that it got dark. Very dark.
Pitch black under a thick shelf of clouds blocking whatever moon there might have been.
Then it started to rain. Before dawn
that turned in to a slushy snow. The pup tent turned out to provide little shelter and we had set it up
with high ground above us which sent a little river right through
it. By morning we were cold and miserable. We packed
up our gear and headed back
to school. We were failures as adventurers. We spent the rest of spring break on the nearly deserted campus smoking dope and trying to get warm.
The
Chicago Police were busy with rioting at Cabrini Green just two blocks
from my spring break party in 1969, Ooops! Forgot it was the first
anniversary of Martin Luther King's murder..
My big plan for spring break when I moved
to Chicago the next year and
enrolled at Columbia College was to throw a big party and invite my Shimer friends, kids from Niles West back in Skokie home from their own schools, and any new folks I had met.
I
was living in a garden apartment—a glorified basement—in a run down three flat on Howe Street just west of
Old Town and about a block south
of Armitage. That also placed it about two blocks
north of Cabrini Green. It was a tough neighborhood back in 1969 long before gentrification. Working class white families, many of the Appalachian
were squeezed in the few blocks between the better off older German and Italian families and the new
crop of artists and bohemians of Old Town, the Blacks of Cabrini, and the Puerto Ricans to the west and
north.
The teens and young men were organized in old-style small street gangs—the Lill Street Boys, Howe Street Boys, etc. and were fighting all encroachers—and
that included a hippy looking dude like me. And worse, I had Mike, a young Black street
hustler who I found through an ad in the Seed as a roommate. Then I let 54 year old José move in. We met at an air conditioning factory in Skokie where I worked the summer before
and for the several weeks over the winter between my last semester at Shimer
and starting Columbia. His adult son had been shot while standing in line at a Kentucky Fried Chicken and took a long time to die. José spent every dime he had on medical bills and the funeral and in the process lost his apartment. He had nowhere to go, so I let him bunk in what had been the coal bin off of the kitchen. To the Howe Street Boys, that meant that I had their hated enemies under one
roof.
I,
of course, was too naïve and stupid to realize it. Even after the place was burglarized three times. I
went on with plans for my big spring break party just the same. In my eagerness, I had forgotten a significant upcoming anniversary. Friday, April 4, 1969 was the one year anniversary of the assassination of Rev. Martin Luther King,
Jr. Chicago decided to commemorate the event with a fresh round of riots. Cabrini Green, just blocks away was a major battle ground with some taking pot shots at the Cops from
the high rise windows.
As
dusk fell, not-so-distant gunfire rattled, smoke could be seen to the south, and squad cars were in the neighborhood
with their windows taped. This
did not discourage the or, evidently, the large numbers of folks willing to travel in and to the city. The lure
of Delaney Daggers—a lethal concoction of 180 proof grain alcohol and orange juice whipped up in a twenty
gallon garbage can—a half keg of
Meister Bräu, plenty of reefer with a good chance for a variety of psychedelics was too much.
Not only were the invitees coming, so were those who sniffed out the party in the ozone.
As a
parade of folks tromped in, the Howe
Street Boys began to gather. They felt that they had not been invited to partake
of the weed and hippie chicks. In point of fact, had they come to the door,
I would have let ‘em in. What the hell. The more the merrier. But, alas, they did not realize this, and resentment
built, as did the electric energy of a city gone mad and the sure
knowledge that, whatever they did
that night, the cops had other priorities.
The
boys began hooting and cat calling guests as they arrived. They looked menacing, but nothing had happened.
Inside, partying hard, I was not even aware of it. Then, around 9 pm one of my Shimer friends
arrived and decided it was a good idea
to hoot and cat call back. Bad idea. He was flat on his back in no time. A girl
ran in and finally got my attention. I emerged
and saw four or five of the guys standing over my friend, some aiming kicks at him. I pushed
my way through them muttering something intelligent like “what the hell is going on here!” I knelt
beside my friend who had now rolled
himself into a ball like a hedgehog and was bleeding a bit.
That’s
when I got a kick to the head,
sending my glasses flying. I stood
up. Got knocked back down. Stood
up, rinse, repeat. Suddenly a young woman who I never saw before in
a decades old mink coat charged up the stairs swearing like a sailor. She literally threw herself over the two of us. The astonished
gang bangers pulled back. She helped
me get to my feet, a bit unsteadily. I
could see a knot of guys from the party now ready to charge into the melee.
Which, I knew, could only make
things worse. “Get the fuck back inside!” Frankly they looked relieved at the suggestion. The girl and I
gathered my more battered chum and
together dragged him into the apartment.
We
were under siege for most of the rest of the night. But, having
nothing better to do, the party
rolled on inside. It was just that no one could leave. By dawn
there were bodies sprawled all over the place. A couple of us went outside. The Cabrini gunfire had stopped. The Howe Street Boys had gotten bored and gone home. We decided to drop some acid and walk
to North Avenue Beach.
As
you can see, I was not getting Where the Boys Are college spring break
experience.
After
college, of course, there was work. Lots
of different jobs in those
early years. Not a spring break to be
had.
As an elementary school custodian I broke out the heavy equipment for a
major cleaning over spring breaks while students and teachers frolicked
some place.
Fast
forward a couple of decades and I was a married
man with children in Crystal Lake and
working as an elementary school
custodian in nearby Cary. Aha! You say. You must have had spring break then! Actually, not so you would notice. Spring break, like Christmas break, institute
days, state mandated holidays which were not in our contractual holidays—think Lincoln’s
Birthday or for a while in Illinois, Pulaski
Day—and the long Summer Break—were
all work days.
In
fact, the custodial crew busted serious ass on days like that. That
was when he did the heavy work that
could not be done while school was in session—stripping and waxing hard floors, cleaning carpets. In class
rooms that meant moving all of the furniture three times—to one side of the rooms, do the floor, to
the other side of the room, do the other half, restore the room to its original
condition. Kindergarten and first grade
rooms, where the carpets were stained by spilled juice boxes, tempera paint,
magic markers, and pee required that the rugs be scrubbed with a heavy rotary shampooer
and then hot-water extracted sometimes twice. The same was true of the long hallways crusted with
a winter’s worth of mud and salt. In the spring we only had five days to finish the whole
school. And sometimes we were
interrupted by spring blizzards that
required shoveling and snow blowing.
By
the time that the kids came back the custodians were broken and exhausted.
In
the years since the school district
saw fit to “invite” me to retire early. I of course did not retire. Even that first Spring years ago when I didn’t have a full time job, I picked up
more nights at what had been my second
job at a gas station. When I got my day job, I was as contract
employee, an independent
entrepreneur my boss assured me,
which meant I got no paid holidays,
breaks, or vacation. If I was not on the job, I was not
paid. And we could never afford for me not to get paid. So, I have worked through every spring break until
I officially retired. And even then I
kept working my week-end overnight second job at the Circle K near
my house. That lasted until my gall
bladder tried to kill me in 2017.
And
as I have pointed out, this year I really need one. You can keep
the partying and babes now. But those old grade school breaks sure sound
appealing—sleeping till noon and reading good books.
