Friday, May 22, 2015

Pardon Our Interruption—Technical Difficulties

Loyal Readers of this Blog have come to expect with, very rare exceptions, daily delivery of pure, fresh, and unadulterated content to your front porch every day, right next to the milkman’s deposit.  Unfortunately, due to circumstances beyond our control, that service has been interrupted.
Our highly trained staff packed the Heretic, Rebel, a Thing to Flout lap top to keep up production even as it winged its way to beautiful Buffalo, New York.  But when opened in a hotel in the old terminus of the Erie Canal, the trusty instrument presented only a black screen and a bleak white message essentially announcing that it was dead as a doornail inferring that it might require the personnel intervention of one Jesus H. Christ or his designated and licensed representative.

Until that event or the acquisition of a new electron slinger, the staff, alas, does not have the equipment to keep up regular production.  This message, necessarily, is very brief and produced on equipment begged from a fond acquaintance and only available for a very brief amount of time.
stand-by.  We will resume regular production as soon as possible.

Contributions to what the staff refers to as the Lazarus Fund will be gratefully accepted.

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