Note—Getting stuck in Chicago Saturday night and then trapped in the Loop a huge chunk of Sunday by endless rivers of Marathoners discombobulated the production schedule here at Heretic, Rebel, a Thing to Flout. Sunday’s planned post on the Great Fires of 1871 got bumped to Monday when this post should have run. Sorry for the delays. Blame it on the physically fit.
Monday was celebrated as Indigenous People’s Day in most of the Americas and in other parts of the world. I have blogged the still spreading and growing recognition that has its official origins in the United Nations Declaration of the Rights of Indigenous Peoples ten years ago in 2007. But in the United States Native Americans have been staging actions, protests, and alternative events to Federal Holiday on the Second Monday in October for decades.
That’s right, your calendar probably marked yesterday, October 9, as Columbus Day in recognition of Cristoforo Colombo/Cristóbal Colón/Christopher Columbus. I’ve blogged about him, too, and his alleged discovery—alleged because he didn’t know where he was going, “found” what was never lost, claimed what wasn’t his to take, and didn’t even know where the hell he was. When just about everyone else in Europe had figured out that he never reached the East Indies or Asia he continued to lie about it.
None-the-less the mercenary mariner was rewarded with fancy titles—Admiral of the Ocean Sea for one—and made Viceroy over half the damned world. And he screwed that up by being so brutal that he virtually wiped out the once numerous Carib peoples who inhabited the islands under his immediate effective sway. He also bullied and oppressed potential rivals—would be Conquistadors of even richer realms on the mainland, many of whom had better connections at Court than a Genoan hireling. He was stripped of his titles, wealth confiscated, and shipped to Spain in disgrace and chains.
Not much to celebrate there.
Yet despite the fact that Columbus never set foot in North America—the closest he got was wandering around portions of Central America abandoned by mutineers and quite typically lost—he somehow became an iconic folk figure and symbol of the New World to the English and overwhelming Protestant colonists hugging to the Atlantic shore far to the north of any of his voyages.
Amerigo Vespucci, another Italian sailor with even less to justify it, swooped in and got his name attached to two continents just because he knew the right cartographer. But Columbia was a popular alternative name for Western Hemisphere lands and some Patriots wanted to adopt it officially for their new Country. Think of the song, once almost an unofficial national anthem, Columbia the Gem of the Ocean and other evidence. When Thomas Jefferson’s pal Joel Barlow, a diplomat and literary dabbler, wanted to create a national epic poem he churned out The Columbiad, a turgid contemplation of Columbus and the new world.
Around the 400th anniversary of the alleged discovery in 1892 interest in him was elevated by events around the world, but particularly at Chicago’s World Columbian Exposition. American Catholics—a struggling and despised minority—looked to the notoriously pious Columbus who had slaughtered all of those natives in the guise of converting them to the One True Church to establish their bona fides as worthy Americans. Thus the Knights of Columbus became the Catholic answer to the WASP Masonic Lodges.
But it was urban Italians, among the last European immigrants to become White, in the big cities of the East Coast and Midwest who made Columbus Day and lavish annual parades and answer to the earlier immigrants—especially the Irish—in their struggle for a fat slice of the patronage and privilege pie of the Democratic Party machines.
As protests against honoring a figure who represented centuries of land theft, colonial subjugation, genocide, and cultural annihilation has grown, support for the holiday has waned. City after City and several States have officially dumped Columbus Day and most have adopted some form on Indigenous Peoples Day in its stead. Support had dwindled to indignant Italian civic organizations and the kind of cultural fuddy-duddies who cannot stomach change of any kind.
More recently, however, a sub-set of the Alt-Right and neo-fascist movements who claim to honor and preserve European culture and secure its dominance in American society, have begun to make war on the anti-Columbus Day warriors, especially attacking Native Americans and a “cultural elite of race traitors.
Anyway, all of that is more than I intended to write about Columbus. By now you know the story. So I celebrated Indigenous Peoples Day. I hope you did to.
In honor of the occasion I am revisiting a verse I wrote just one year ago during the most important Native American resistance in decades—the camps to block the Dakota Access Pipeline which threatened to pollute the Missouri River and defile traditional Sioux lands. May their long and valiant prayerful witness be inscribed in the sacred winter count and sung of around the campfires for all of the generations they were trying to protect.
Tonto Will Not Ride into Town for You
For The Camp of the Sacred Stone 9/30/2016
Tonto will not ride into town for you, Kemosabe,
and be beat to pulp by the bad guys
on your fool’s errand.
Pocahontas will not throw her nubile, naked body
over your blonde locks
to save you from her Daddy’s war club.
Squanto will not show you that neat trick
with the fish heads and maize
and will watch you starve on rocky shores.
Chingachgook will save his son and lineage
and let you and your White women
fall at Huron hands and be damned.
Sacajawea and her babe will not show you the way
or introduce you to her people,
and leave you lost and doomed in the Shining Mountains.
Sitting Bull will not wave and parade with your Wild West Show
nor Geronimo pose for pictures for a dollar
in fetid Florida far from home.
They are on strike form your folklore and fantasy,
have gathered with the spirits of all the ancestors
to dance on the holy ground, the rolling prairie
where the buffalo were as plentiful
as the worn smooth stones of the Mnišoše,
the mighty river that flows forever.
They are called by all the nations from the four corners
of the turtle back earth who have gathered here,
friends and cousins, sworn enemies alike,
united now like all of the ancestors
to kill the Black Snake, save the sacred water,
the soil where the bones of ancestors rest,
and the endless sky where eagle, Thunderbird, and Raven turn.
Tonto has better things to do, Kemosabe…
This poem was included in my homemade chapbook Resistance Verse which I created last March in conjunction with Poets in Resistance reading at the Tree of Life Unitarian Universalist Congregation in McHenry, Illinois. If you are interested, I can mail a copy for $4 including postage or send you a pdf version for free. Just e-mail your contact information to email@example.com, message me on Facebook, or mail to 522 W. Terra Cotta Avenue, Crystal Lake, IL 60016.